Penelope (1966)

Dick Shawn: Dr. Gregory Mannix

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• Dr. Gregory Mannix : Now what was the first time?

  Penelope : Well, the very first time - was my last week in college. I was all dressed up for the senior prom when Professor Klobb came by. Professor Klobb taught Anthropology 404 and he said he'd like to show me some pictures of the Okokos tribe in his laboratory. He said the Okokos had some very strange customs. Well, they certainly did, but no stranger than Professor Klobb's.

• Dr. Gregory Mannix : Would you mind licking this for me?

• Penelope : There's only one hobby that seemed to cheer me up. Burglary.

  Dr. Gregory Mannix : Not burglary. That's forcible entry. All you committed was simple larceny.

  Penelope : Please, Gregory, I'd rather think of it as burglary. It's more exciting.

• Dr. Gregory Mannix : All right, how do I look?

  Penelope : Frightened.

  Dr. Gregory Mannix : Oh, no, I mean up here.

  Penelope : Like Batman.

  Dr. Gregory Mannix : Thanks.