The Honey-Mousers (1956)

June Foray: Alice Crumden

Quotes 

• [Ralph is hiding in a can to elude the cat] 

  Alice Crumden : Oh, don't tell me there's a market for canned slob?

  Ralph Crumden : Very funny, Alice! Veeeery funny!

• Alice Crumden : Ralph, like I've been trying to tell you; Why don't you just get rid of the cat?

  Ralph Crumden : Hey, Morton. Why don't we just get rid of the cat?

  Ned Morton : Hey, yeah, Ralph. Why don't we just get rid of the cat?

  Ralph Crumden : Oh, I ought to...

• Ralph Crumden : Well, Alice, How do you like it?

  Alice Crumden : What is it?

  Ralph Crumden : No doubt you have heard of the Trojan Horse? He-he-hey! Well this here is a Trojan Dog.

  Ned Morton : Yeah. Beware of French poodles bearing gifts, huh, Ralph? Ha-ha-ha!

  Ralph Crumden : Morton, you are a mental case.