Deduce, You Say (1956)

Mel Blanc: Dorlock Homes, Watkins, Shropshire Slasher, Telegram Boy, Alfie, Bartender

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Porky Watkins : Er, tell me, Holmes - at what school did you learn to be a detective?

  Dorlock Holmes : Elementary, my dear Watkins, elementary.

• Porky Watkins : Name? Speak up, old boy.

  Shropshire Slasher : Shropshire Slasher.

  Porky Watkins : Occupation?

  Shropshire Slasher : Shropshire Slasher.

• Dorlock Holmes : You may be big, but I'm small.

• Dorlock Holmes : I may be down, but the jig is up.

• [as Watkins opens the door, the telegram boy falls] 

  Dorlock Holmes : Don't touch that body! A clear case of curare poisoning of one of Her Majesty's cold cream guards.

  Telegram Boy : [Gets up]  Telegram. You'd best have that step fixed, Gov'nor!

  Dorlock Holmes : Just for that, you receive no gratuity.

• Dorlock Holmes : Lady Asthabula, the last time we met was at Ascot, was it not? Ascot not.

  [as he kisses her hand, he takes her finger prints] 

  Dorlock Holmes : Oh, you're still a fine figure of a woman.

  [Examines fingerprints] 

  Dorlock Holmes : Egad! These look like a woman's fingerprints. Could it be possible that the Shropshire Slasher is really a...

  Woman : Oh, Alfie, this cove's annoying me.

  Alfie : [At the dart board]  Oh, is he, now?

  Dorlock Holmes : Oho! Alfie, is it? Where was you on the night of the...

  [Is pelted with darts] 

  Dorlock Holmes : Well, he has eliminated him as a suspect.

• Shropshire Slasher : I told the nice gen'lman I'd give meself up now, mother.

  Shropshire Slasher's Mother : You always was a good boy, Slasher.

• Dorlock Holmes : Watkins, in a moment there'll be a knock at the door heralding the start of the case of the Shropshire Slasher. Answer it. My pants are caught in a nail.

• Dorlock Holmes : All right, Watkins. Enough of your bumbling.

  Porky Watkins : B-Bumbling upsets Holmes no end.

• Shropshire Slasher's Mother : Care to buy some pretty pretties for your doxie, Gov'nor?

  Dorlock Holmes : That does it! I'm gonna haul you in. Hawking dandelions without a license.

  Shropshire Slasher : Mother!

  Dorlock Holmes : Mother? Mother? Really?

  [Shropshire Slasher beats up Holmes] 

• Porky Watkins : N-now look, old boy. H-How's about returning to prison? There's a good chap.

  Shropshire Slasher : Yes, sir. I want to do what's right, I do.

• Dorlock Holmes : [to Porky]  Take over.