Forward March Hare (1953)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Sergeant, Draftee, Doctor, Optometrist, Colonel, General

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Quotes 

• [Bugs is having his eyes tested with an eye chart] 

  Optometrist : Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can.

  Bugs Bunny : [reading chart]  "A-T-W-R-K-L-N-O-C-W-O-D-R-K-G-S-O-L-T-Y-K-L-O-N-D-C-R-P-L-D, Acme Eye Test Chart, printed by the United States Printing Office, Washington, D.C., Reg. U.S. Pat. Off."

  [the astounded optometrist reads the smallest sections of the chart with a magnifying glass, and discovers that they are exactly the same as what Bugs recited] 

  Optometrist : Uh... yeah.

• Bugs Bunny : [rudely awoken by reveille]  Why, I'll moider dat bugler!

  [runs off screen with a baseball bat, a smash is heard and Bugs walks away with a broken bat] 

  Bugs Bunny : Dat's dat. Now for a nice hot bath.

  [cut to reveal a broken record player] 

• Sergeant : What have you got against me, anyways? Why don't you listen to orders? You've got ears just like the other guys.

  [Notices Bugs' long ears; does startled take] 

  Sergeant : Well, anyways, you're furry all over and got a fuzzy tail just like all the... Duhee! Jumping catfish! We've inducted a rabbit! Hey, General! Hey, somebody! Hey!

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Bugs has a job tapping shells with a hammer to see if they are duds]  And just think - in thirty years I can retire!

• Bugs Bunny : What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me! Now where'd that come from? Oh, well.

  [Reads letter] 

  Bugs Bunny : "Greetings... The President of the United States..." Hmm, that's nice. "Hereby notified... been selected... training therein... report local board..." Holy cats, I've been drafted!

• Bugs Bunny : Private Bugs Bunny reporting, Your Majesty, sir.

  Sergeant : [sarcastically]  Oh, Private Bugs Bunny, eh? Well, I'm Sergeant Porky Pig.

  Colonel : Sergeant!

  [also sarcastically] 

  Colonel : And *I* am Colonel Putty Tat. General Tweety Pie was asking about you, Sergeant.