Call Me Madam (1953)

Billy De Wolfe: Pemberton Maxwell

Quotes 

• Sally Adams : Call Me Madam.

  Pemberton Maxwell : Madam...

  Sally Adams : When you call me madam, smile.

• Pemberton Maxwell : Anything else?

  Sally Adams : Yes, Slither back to your desk and write "I will not be a tattletale" 500 times.

• Pemberton Maxwell : Well, it's comforting to know she's found Europe.

• Clerk : We finally have a report on Mrs. Adams.

  Pemberton Maxwell : Well?

  Clerk : She was in Switzerland last night.

  Pemberton Maxwell : Switzerland?

  Clerk : And this morning at eight o'clock she tried to cross the border into Italy. She insisted it was Lichtenburg.