Motor Mania (1950)

John McLeish: Narrator, Mr. Wheeler (some lines)

Quotes 

• Narrator : [revving engine at traffic signal]  Oh, wanna race, do they? Well, they ain't gonna get ahead of meeee!

• [Mr. Wheeler had bumped into another driver's car] 

  Driver : Hey, you think you own the whole road?

  Narrator : Hmph! Of course I own the road. My taxes pay for them. I voted for road bonds. I pay for the roads and I'll use 'em.

• Mr. Wheeler : [yelling at a tow truck that is towing his now-totaled car away with him in it honking the horn]  Come on! Move over! Get out of the way, roadhog!

  Narrator : Too bad, Mr. Wheeler. You've broken your toy. But let this be a lesson, Mr. Wheeler: drive safely, play fair, give the other fellow a break, and...

  Mr. Wheeler : [yelling at the narrator]  Aw, shut up!

• Narrator : Let 'em wait. It's a beautiful day.

  [Mr. Wheeler takes his car's top down as well as his hat's top] 

  Narrator : Fresh air.

  [Mr. Wheeler turns on the radio and the Blue Danube is heard] 

  Narrator : Nice music.

  Mr. Wheeler : Da da dee dee doo doo da da...

  [Mr. Wheeler continues humming with the music while holding up traffic, as several car horns honk] 

  Driver : Hey! Get over, ya road hog!

  [Mr. Wheeler's form crossfades into that of a literal road hog and he honks his horn] 

  Car Horn : Oink, oink!

• Narrator : The modern car in the hands of the average man is rapidly facing an exition. Truly the average man is a quite strangely and ortodox species.