Romance on the High Seas (1948)
S.Z. Sakall: Uncle Lazlo Lazlo
Quotes
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Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, well, I'm not saying that Michael hasn't looked at another woman. Who hasn't? I have looked at women and the few that looked back, I married. That cured me of looking.
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Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Half a cruise with a whole husband is better than no cruise with no husband.
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Elvira Kent : You know, it's very irritating. Here I gave up a perfectly wonderful cruise to trap my husband and what happens? Nothing.
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just goes to show you can't trust men.
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Georgia Garrett : [singing] I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, With, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, With you.
[song ends, takes a bow, exits stage]
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : What was the name of that song?
Elvira Kent : "I'm in Love."
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Michael Kent : Uncle! Why are you hiding in the closet?
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I - I will - I will tell you. It's awful. There is such a hurly-burly in this Rio. I was happy to find a quiet place.
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Georgia Garrett : Oscar, What are we gonna do now? He's sure to find out.
Oscar Farrar : First put on some decent clothes. I'll start packing.
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : [starts unbuttoning Georgia's housecoat] That's right. I - I will help you, darling. Come, come.
Georgia Garrett : Mr. Lazlo!
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I take off my glasses. Come, come.
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Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Mike's the great business head.
Elvira Kent : I didn't marry Mike for his business head!
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Elvira Kent : Did you see that, uncle? Did you see the way he looked at that bridesmaid?
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, no, he was just looking around and accidentally there was a bridesmaids.
Elvira Kent : Why doesn't he look at me?
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, he has seen you.
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Michael Kent : I thought marriage would change her, but it hasn't.
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just the opposite, my boy. When a woman is married, she has to flirt twice as hard to prove she's still got it.
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Elvira Kent : Miss Garrett, I'm Elvira Kent, and this is my uncle, Lazlo Lazlo.
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Hello.
Georgia Garrett : If he isn't your uncle is that my business?
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : [Chuckling] You can believe me, she's my niece. I have experiences in nieces.
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Elvira Kent : I'd like to go to South America and catch Michael here.
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : My dear niece, not only is it impossible, but it cannot be done.
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Elvira Kent : And, that, that girl is having a perfectly wonderful time under my name. I haven't heard a thing from her in days. Who knows what's going on down there?
Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just goes to show you can't trust women either.
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Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I have looked at women. And the four who looked back, I married. That cured me of looking.