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Romance on the High Seas (1948) Poster

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Oscar Farrar: To think we gave up a perfectly good rib!

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Peter Virgil: Run, run, run... When you see a pretty woman.

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Georgia Garrett: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with you.

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Georgia Garrett: Its you or no one for me. Baby you're the one for me.

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Michael Kent: Are you a good detective?

Peter Virgil: Naturally, why?

Michael Kent: Where did you do your traning?

Peter Virgil: In the army. Intelligence G2.

Michael Kent: Well how are you at the job?

Peter Virgil: We won the war didn't we?

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Peter Virgil: There's something I just gotta do, I cant help myself.

Georgia Garrett: Well if you cant help yourself, you can't help yourself.

Peter Virgil: I gotta find the cable-gram.

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Dudley: Oh! How do you do, Miss Garrett?

Georgia Garrett: Greetings, chum!

Dudley: My, we haven't seen you, let's see now, since you didn't go to Switzerland.

Georgia Garrett: Yeah, I got a big kick out of planning that trip. What looks good this time of year?

Dudley: How about the Canadian Rockies?

Georgia Garrett: Canadian Rockies? Don't you remember? I already haven't been there!

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Michael Kent: My wife is leaving day after tomorrow on a South American cruise and, well, she insists on going without me.

Peter Virgil: Hm. And to a man of your suspicious nature that means only one thing: Another man on the boat.

Michael Kent: Well, you see, I don't know, but that's what I want you to find out.

Peter Virgil: Well, you've come to the right man. I have handled so many of these cases.

[phone rings]

Peter Virgil: Excuse me.

[picks up phone]

Peter Virgil: Hello?...Oh yes, how are you?...Well, certainly I shadowed your wife. I hate to tell you this, but you were right, she's been two-timing you.

[we hear a thud on the other end of the line]

Peter Virgil: Hello? Hello?

[aside to Mr. Kent]

Peter Virgil: He fainted.

[hangs up phone]

Peter Virgil: Sometimes there's a shot. Now where were we?

Michael Kent: Well, Mr. Virgil, I want you to get on the same boat with my wife and shadow her.

Peter Virgil: Hey now, wait a minute! That means I'll have to leave all of my business!

Michael Kent: I'll make it up to you.

Peter Virgil: Well, I can tell you right now without batting an eyelash it'll cost you $1000 a week.

Michael Kent: Well, that's a little steep, isn't it, old boy?

Peter Virgil: Yes, yes it is, but, uh, I'll probably get seasick.

Michael Kent: Well, all right, all right, I'll book your passage.

Peter Virgil: Hm. Now, uh, move your chair a little closer, will you? There's a little confidential information I must have.

[phone rings]

Peter Virgil: Excuse me.

[picks up phone]

Peter Virgil: Hello?

[we hear a gunshot on the other end of the line]

Peter Virgil: Well, whaddya know? He didn't even wait for me to tell him!

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Georgia Garrett: Oscar! Aren't you going to kiss me?

Oscar Farrar: I don't know how. Will you show me?

[she kisses his cheek]

Oscar Farrar: You don't know how either!

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Ship's doctor: Let me see your tongue.

[he bends over; we hear hs spine crack and he grabs his back]

Ship's doctor: Ow!

Georgia Garrett: What's the matter?

Ship's doctor: Well, I get dizzy when I bend. I must be coming down with something.

Georgia Garrett: Awww.

Ship's doctor: Thank you very much, yes. May I feel your pulse?

[she offers her wrist; he offers his to her]

Ship's doctor: You might as well feel mine, if you'd be so kind. Thank you.

[pause]

Ship's doctor: Yes, your pulse is normal.

Georgia Garrett: Yours is fast!

Ship's doctor: I was sure of it!

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Georgia Garrett: Oscar! How did you get on this boat?

Oscar Farrar: I lied about my age.

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Oscar Farrar: Incidentally, I picked up your last two paychecks. It was barely enough to pay for my plane ticket down here. Didn't even leave me enough to buy you a present! I feel like a cad.

Georgia Garrett: You crook. You can go to jail for that.

Oscar Farrar: Marry me and you won't have to testify against me.

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Oscar Farrar: I guess I'll just have to bury myself in my work.

[plays piano]

Georgia Garrett: Is that your Brooklyn Rhapsody?

Oscar Farrar: Who said anything about Brooklyn? It's now called the Caribbean Rhapsody. I'm very adaptable.

Georgia Garrett: Have you finished it yet?

Oscar Farrar: I don't want to finish it. People will like it. They'll make a big fuss over me, I'll have no time for myself, I'll be the toast of the town, and then what happens to that sweet boy you and I both love?

Georgia Garrett: Aren't you being modest? I have confidence in you, Oscar.

Oscar Farrar: Everybody has confidence in me. That's my trouble. In high school I was voted the boy most likely to succeed. In college they said I had a brilliant future.

[pause]

Oscar Farrar: I wonder whatever became of me.

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Plinio: I'm spending a fortune to redecorate this place so I can reopen in time for Carnival. To get my investment back I need an attraction, a real attraction. I need someone with a name!

Oscar Farrar: Whaddya think my mother gave me, a number?

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Rio hotel clerk: What if there IS blood shed in 314? We're going to do the whole third floor over anyhow.

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