Artist and Models (1937)

Jack Benny: Mac Brewster

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Quotes 

• Cynthia Wentworth : Oh, Mac, you have so much to learn about love.

  Mac Brewster : I guess so. You know, father was always gonna have a talk with me, but he kept putting it off.

• Mac Brewster : Don't think I'm jealous. I always turn green this time of year.

• Mac Brewster : Now, wait a minute. I may not be any Don Juan, but if I haven't got more appeal than a 40-story jump out of a window, I'll... .all right, 20 stories.

• Mac Brewster : Look, Paula, let's you and I go out and take a nice long walk - maybe it'll rain.

• Mac Brewster : [after falling backward in his chair the fourth time]  I'm either going to get a new chair or spurs.

• Mac Brewster : I love babies.

  Cynthia Wentworth : Oh, do you?

  Mac Brewster : Oh, yes. I used to be one myself.

• Mac Brewster : You know, you and I must go out together some time and have our heads examined.

  Rube Goldberg : Oh, why bring them along?

  Mac Brewster : Oh, that's right. We'll have more fun alone.

• Mac Brewster : Oh, do you mind if I look over your shoulder?

  Rube Goldberg : No, I'd love it. It annoys me terribly.

  Mac Brewster : Oh, I don't want to appear critical, but haven't you got her left arm just a little out of place?

  Rube Goldberg : That's her foot.

  Mac Brewster : Ohhhh, yes. That explains the shoe.

  Rube Goldberg : Well, it's all finished now. Whaddaya think of it?

  Mac Brewster : [Pointing at the gorgeous live model]  Uh, you mean to say this is her?

  Rube Goldberg : Yes, I saw her up there and I brought her down here.

  Mac Brewster : [the picture shows two old codgers in a balancing act]  Well, the trip certainly didn't do her any good.

  Rube Goldberg : A good likeness, really. I'm, I'm proud of it.

  Mac Brewster : Mmm. You mean to tell me that that's art?

  Rube Goldberg : [Pointing at one and then the other of the two old codgers]  No, no! That's Sam. That's Art with the beard.

  Mac Brewster : Ohhh. Ohhhh! And what connections has he with the model?

  Rube Goldberg : That's her grandfather. I knew him well.