Miss Pacific Fleet (1935)
Allen Jenkins: Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins
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Quotes
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Do you mind if I telephone my wife?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : No, she ain't my wife.
Mr. J. August Freytag : Yeah, congratulations.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Mr. Wiggins, I want you to meet Mrs. Freytag, she's a very charming woman. Mrs. Freytag, Mr Wiggins. Mr Wiggins, Mrs. Freytag.
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Hiya Toots!
[Phone slams down]
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Hey, what's the idea? She hung up right away.
Mr. J. August Freytag : It's a habit I'd wish she'd cultivate.
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Hey, haven't you girls got any bananas in the house?
Mae O'Brien : How do you like that, he's complaining. Kewpie, you're the kind of a guy that takes a lollipop away from a baby and then kicks because its the wrong flavor.
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Look, Vergie. You might as well go right back to Seattle.
Virginia 'Vergie' Matthews : Oh, Mr. Smith, you liked me up north.
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Yeah, but you're down south now.
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Clarence 'Dutch' : After all, Champ, you're going to fight with your mitts, ain't ya?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Well, what do you think I'm going to use? A slingshot? What am I? Samson and Delilah or something?
Clarence 'Dutch' : What's Samson and Delilah got to do with a slingshot?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : That just goes to show what you know about bible history. Samson with his slingshot slewed Delilah.
Clarence 'Dutch' : That said, don't try to tell me that I don't know my bible-cal history.
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : I'm tellin' ya, Samson slew Delilah with a jaw-bone of mule, I'm tellin' ya. Wait a minute, who cut off who's whiskers to make him lose his strength? Answer me, that.
Clarence 'Dutch' : Now, I guess you're going to tell me that Delilah worked in the beauty parlor.
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Mae O'Brien : Oh, supposing you got a black eye? How would you look?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Out of the other one.
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Gloria Fay : How can you eat watermelon, cucumbers and cheese and then bananas?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Can I help it I like bicarbonate?
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Whadda think I got a head for?
Gloria Fay : Just an excuse to use a comb.
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : I got a pal. Sgt. Tom Foster. He'd do anything for me on account of I saved his life once.
Gloria Fay : How?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : He arrested me once and I went along without fightin'.