Alibi Ike (1935)

William Frawley: Cap

Quotes 

• Cap : Good pitchers don't turn up every four years like Presidents.

• Reporter : Well, Cap, what's your idea about the club this season?

  Cap : You couldn't send my ideas about this club through the mail.

  Reporter : [laughs]  So, you don't think they look so promising. eh?

  Cap : [Sarcastically]  Sure, they look promising. Promising to finish eighth!

• Frank X. Farrell : [Sticking his head in the bathroom]  Is this the men's washroom?

  Cap : You'd be in a fine spot if it wasn't, wouldn't yuh?

  Frank X. Farrell : [laughs]  That's why I looked first. I wanted to be sure.

• Cap : Alright, alright, you fellas, now go on, get back to work. I'll take care of this cuckoo!

  [to Farrell, who has driven his car out on the ball field] 

  Cap : Now, get this thing out of here!

  Frank X. Farrell : Hey, wait a minute mister. I guess you don't realize who I am?

  Cap : Sure I do. You're Dizzy Dean but you've had your face lifted to fool the batters.