Men O'War (1929)
Stan Laurel: Stan
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Quotes
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Ollie : Can't you GRASP the situation? You must refuse!
Stan : But you keep asking me.
Ollie : I'm only putting it on for the goils.
Stan : OH!
Ollie : [stretching the words] And we've only got FIF-TEEN CENTS.
[Stan nods in acknowledgement, finally getting it]
Ollie : That's right, now come on. Now, let's see...
[points to each girl]
Ollie : Soda, soda,
[points to self]
Ollie : Soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?
Stan : I don't want any.
Girl : Oh, General, don't be a piker.
Stan : Okay, I'll have a banana split.
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Ollie : Go ahead and drink your half.
[Stanley drinks the entire soda]
Ollie : [Ollie picks up the glass and finds it empty. He gives Stan a shameful look, making him hang his head] Do you know what you've done?
[nods]
Ollie : What made you do it?
Stan : I couldn't help it.
Ollie : Why?
Stan : My half was on the bottom.
[cries]