Edit
Men O'War (1929) Poster

(1929)

Quotes

Ollie: Go ahead and drink your half.

[Stanley drinks the entire soda]

Ollie: [Ollie picks up the glass and finds it empty. He gives Stan a shameful look, making him hang his head] Do you know what you've done?

[nods]

Ollie: What made you do it?

Stan: I couldn't help it.

Ollie: Why?

Stan: My half was on the bottom.

[cries]

1 of 1 found this interesting Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ollie: When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse.

[Stan nods in acknowledgement, but begins to look confused the more he thinks about it]

Ollie: Everything is just going to be fine.

[Points to each girl]

Ollie: Soda, soda,

[points to self]

Ollie: Soda, and what will you have Stan?

Stan: Soda.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ollie: Can't you GRASP the situation? You must refuse!

Stan: But you keep asking me.

Ollie: I'm only putting it on for the goils.

Stan: OH!

Ollie: [stretching the words] And we've only got FIF-TEEN CENTS.

[Stan nods in acknowledgement, finally getting it]

Ollie: That's right, now come on. Now, let's see...

[points to each girl]

Ollie: Soda, soda,

[points to self]

Ollie: Soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?

Stan: I don't want any.

Girl: Oh, General, don't be a piker.

Stan: Okay, I'll have a banana split.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sodajerk: What flavor?

Ollie: [innocently] Sassafras.

[Stan taps him]

Ollie: What is it?

Stan: I don't like frassasass.

Sodajerk: D'oh.

Ollie: [exasperated] Three sodas. One with frassa... Sassafrass!

[shoves Stan]

Ollie: Shut up.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ollie: And why did you do it?

Stan: I had to. My half was on the bottom. I had to drink it all to get it.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ollie: [refering to the panties he has picked up] I'll bet you miss them.

[giggles]

Girl: [refering to her lost gloves] You can just imagine! And I washed them with gasoline just this morning.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Sodajerk: Now remember, I want this boat back in half an hour.

Ollie: Okay, Grandpa.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page