Holy crap! This is one stinker of a movie!
On the whole, I was impressed by the director and producers' inability to impart scares, thrills, or even a plot that anyone could care less about.
Everything is derivative and, well, rubbish.
Acting: not really.
Casting: predictable.
Dialog: Twonk shurk bing bwah now?
The so called horror is driven by two things: awful (AWFUL) hammy music, and dire sfx (which pretty much takes over the film's denouement.
I watched this film wavering between a boredom incepted fugue state and abject despair that anyone could have actually produced this nonsense.
And yet, I watched the whole thing, because it really is that bad. See it. Feel it. Laugh at it. Then forget it!
On the whole, I was impressed by the director and producers' inability to impart scares, thrills, or even a plot that anyone could care less about.
Everything is derivative and, well, rubbish.
Acting: not really.
Casting: predictable.
Dialog: Twonk shurk bing bwah now?
The so called horror is driven by two things: awful (AWFUL) hammy music, and dire sfx (which pretty much takes over the film's denouement.
I watched this film wavering between a boredom incepted fugue state and abject despair that anyone could have actually produced this nonsense.
And yet, I watched the whole thing, because it really is that bad. See it. Feel it. Laugh at it. Then forget it!