Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004)
3/10
And Keep it Secret, Sabrina
10 April 2024
As I said on my Sabrina: Friends Forever! Review, I had a DVD of this show that I watched like it was my life support. Good times, however, nostalgia doesn't always mean good. I almost gave this a 5 star because I was clinging to the past, but I decided I should give this my actual rating.

Where do we begin? Sabrina is kind of mean spirited. Sure, I was kind of rude at 14 too but not to this extent. She was the same in the previous show but she was also 12, 12 year olds are a bit stupider. At 12 I would get mad at my friends because they didn't know how to make their facebook page look good. But the extent to this was unnecessary.

At the top of my head there's episode 11, "Pet Peeve". Sabrina accidentally summons a magic hamster that's actually some warlock guy or something. Salem didn't like him, because he's a villain. Sabrina was so mad at him to the point where she straight up told him to leave! SHE PREFERS A HAMSTER SHE ACCIDENTALLY SPAWNED AND ENDED UP TRYING TO STEAL HER POWER TO SOMEONE SHE KNEW HER WHOLE LIFE!!! She also wouldn't listen when THE ACTUAL AUTHORITIES warned her!!!

Apparently this show is supposed to teach lessons. What am I supposed to learn? Magic hamsters mean trouble and don't kick your family out for them or else you'll take an enchanted sleep? I'm telling you, this show makes no sense. It's not so bad that it makes me say "THIS SHOW KILLED MY DOG AND PEED ON MY YARD" or other ridiculous things that show my hatred. Forgettable at best, awful at worst.
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