The only reason I don't give this one star is because it's so bad it's almost entertaining.
Slow boring story with terrible acting set in an eternally warm, sunny, tropical location that's apparently in Leeds.
There is one attempt at a Yorkshire accent but Joey Tribiani could do a better job.
It also seemed to be filmed with 80s soap opera effect.
Nothing erotic about it and a very strange time scale, days, weeks and months seem totally interchangeable.
The more I write the more I wonder if this is in fact actually a very clever comedy that I just don't get
Hugh Dennis was the only saving grace but even that was touch and go - non pun intended.
Slow boring story with terrible acting set in an eternally warm, sunny, tropical location that's apparently in Leeds.
There is one attempt at a Yorkshire accent but Joey Tribiani could do a better job.
It also seemed to be filmed with 80s soap opera effect.
Nothing erotic about it and a very strange time scale, days, weeks and months seem totally interchangeable.
The more I write the more I wonder if this is in fact actually a very clever comedy that I just don't get
Hugh Dennis was the only saving grace but even that was touch and go - non pun intended.