You know what was missing from the games? A 30 minute introduction of the protagonist showing in excruciating detail why he needs the job. I was worried, walking into the theater, it was going to be nonstop, homicidal, animatronic action. Luckily that's only a very small portion of the film. The real story is about a young man trying to raise his orphaned sister and overcome a tragic past. You might be mistaken, and think the villain is some sort of supernatural animatronic bear or an evil corporation that owns the arcade. Fortunately these are professional writers and producers. No, the real villain is his evil aunt. Not the murderous machines living in the decrepit arcade.. It's some woman and her lawyer. What a twist!
I'm now about halfway through the movie. I really hate it. Like, before I could make light of it, but now I'm just disgusted.
What I learned from this movie is childhood therapy is pointless. If you have a kid that's withdrawn, the best way to break them out of their shell is for them to see a mechanical monster kill their evil aunt and torture a crazy man in a bunny suit. You might think that would mess a kid up, but according FNAF lore it's really therapeutic.
I'm now about halfway through the movie. I really hate it. Like, before I could make light of it, but now I'm just disgusted.
What I learned from this movie is childhood therapy is pointless. If you have a kid that's withdrawn, the best way to break them out of their shell is for them to see a mechanical monster kill their evil aunt and torture a crazy man in a bunny suit. You might think that would mess a kid up, but according FNAF lore it's really therapeutic.