tampaboy-11 Review of Sex Fifth Avenue

Sex Fifth Avenue (1985 Video)

Traci and Christy - No Better Duo in Porn

[8/10 · 13 July 2023]

This was the Golden Age of porn. The VCR invention brought VHS tapes to homes rather than having to go to a scuzzy movie theater in the bad part of town. Sex Fifth Avenue has an All Star cast. And topping that cast were the dynamic duo of porn, Traci Lords and Christy Canyon. A "judge" played by Paul Thomas is the President of the "Sex Club" with a bevy of mid 1980's porn stars male and female. The "Judge" decides the club will award a new sex queen to reign supreme upon its members. And that queen was to be Traci Lords. So the judge goes to a porn movie shoot, watches Traci, Christy, and Ron Jeremy do a terrific three way, and then greases the director to get him into Traci's dressing room where she and Christy are lounging around. The judge then demonstrates to Traci his own talents as he gives her head. Her best line was when the judge talks about what he will give her and Traci replies "I'd like to see what the judge will put inside me"...to wit the judge says "I believe you will my dear". Her flimsy negligee peels off and those signature Traci Lord's D-Cup bosoms appear as the judge says "I think I've died and gone to heaven" and he licks and sucks her breasts. They then get to the couch where Traci returns the head favor then has sex with the judge with Traci's usual over the top enthusiasm. Afterward the judge tries to get Traci to accept the honor from the club and she seems totally disinterested. This sets in motion the judge's move to kidnap both Traci and Christy. Before the kidnappers get them to the club, they have wild sex in their van. Finally arriving at the club the final two scenes are the wild lesbian orgy followed by Traci bearing witness to the club members and their orgy before Traci finally accepts the honor of Sex Queen. All in all the "plot" if you can call it that, is ridiculous and campy at best. But the numerous scenes with Traci and Christy having intercourse, having lesbian encounters, and sucking and rubbing their gorgeous D & DD breasts against one another is worth the price of admission. In later interviews Christy always said she found great excitement in her scenes with Traci.