The Stanley Dynamic (2014–2017)
Awful. Bankrupt of ANYTHING (either on-camera or off)
7 July 2023
I'm a bit of a masochist, and I saw this (thing. A picture of them, anyways), stop, I said to myself, 'life's not too short. I can always waste a few minutes, here and there's. I turned it on.

I'm the first couple of minutes, your see a cartoon person coming down from above in typical cartoon style, likes snake, etc, all done to one of THE WORST attempts at incorporating a laugh track. It - or, rather, he (know the name starts with an 'L'. I'll call him Lancelot)'s one of a set of - get ready - twin boys. IGNORE the fact that the animation is TERRIBLE, and has NO relation to the other 'twins' look, nor the fact that of a person giving...birth (?!?') to am animated thing (which brings up the fact that being 2-dimensional should cause no pregnancy bulge)....

Within a matter of seconds, the rest of this 'family' (including the flesh and blood twin (another 'L' name, I'll call it 'Link'), the oh, I'm still smarty, yet I'm only 7'daughter, and the dumb as rocks sperm donor (i.e., the father)... wait a sec; it takes sperm and egg to name a biological offspring. What was involved in this animated garbage?!?!?!

This thing's PAINFUL, and here's a (guaranteed) prediction; by the time the real children are into/past puberty, they'll be hustling and hoping customers 'remember them'.

It's not '15 minutes of fame',, anymore, it's new seconds, and because so much of it is as bad as this, there'll be a LOT more people who's 'careers' will have included being in a TV series, only with so many outlets, instead of when there were only 3 networks (in Australia, America), there's almost an uncountable number. Instead of a hot being watched by 50% or more of the ENTIRE country (such as when little Ricky was born on I Love Lucy), a 'success' is 100 people streamed it.

This piece of sludge will go away, and NO ONE will miss it.
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