What a suck fest! Do yourself a favor and go clean out the stinkiest drawer in your fridge with your toothbrush, then use your toothbrush as usual, and you'll STILL have more fun than watching this awful flick.
Since I was trying to be diplomatic but I still need some characters to make this a legit review, here goes: Hated every single character and wanted to slap them with a three-day-old dead trout. The actors are terrible, making their characters even less likeable, which is quite a feat. The writing was done by a six-year-old, and not a particularly creative one at that. The plot is preposterous. And even the photography, usually a bad movie's only saving grace, is pretty meh.
Run, don't walk, toward the nearest exit. You have been warned.
Since I was trying to be diplomatic but I still need some characters to make this a legit review, here goes: Hated every single character and wanted to slap them with a three-day-old dead trout. The actors are terrible, making their characters even less likeable, which is quite a feat. The writing was done by a six-year-old, and not a particularly creative one at that. The plot is preposterous. And even the photography, usually a bad movie's only saving grace, is pretty meh.
Run, don't walk, toward the nearest exit. You have been warned.