"Have a Good Funeral, My Friend...Sartana Will Pay" (that's the title under which I saw this movie) is the spaghetti western at it's worse. It's a ridiculous watch every step of the way. The hero Sartana is this amazing guy. Every time the villains have him cornered and are about to kill him he amazingly appears right behind them and takes them out. They never explain how he does it, he just does it. It's silly. I don't expect my spaghetti westerns to be realistic but they have to be based in some kind of reality. Sartana can blow out candles by throwing a playing card. He can also throw a card into the pages of a Bible and have it land at the exact verse he wants. This is the kind of spaghetti western that makes me want to stop watching them.
