The Woodsman (2020)
1/10
I lasted 17 Minutes...
13 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
... So you don't have to... Started with beautiful cinematography looking up a tree.

Next scene we get voiceover and some guy who wants to shoot himself. You just know he's going to be interrupted and, yes, the phone rings. Congratulations! You're psychic! You saw it coming a mile away!

Giant eyeroll

Every month a girl goes missing. He and some guy find another body.

For some bizarre reason the director decided to amp up the background with random loud noises and someone caterwauling. Some cymbals crashing, odd noises, nothing with any connection to what you're watching in the screen.

Played at maximum volume.

Maybe they watched the movie, saw how bad it was, the acting, and terrible dialog delivery and thought if they had screaming in the background so loud that you wouldn't be able to hear how bad and badly delivered the dialog was. Maybe you wouldn't notice how crap this "movie" is.

Who knows?

I was going to turn it off, but I actually got angry and decided to let the movie play to see how long and how loud they would keep it up.

They kept it up.

I have up.

It's awful.

Now you know...

I watched 17 minutes, so you don't have to.
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