pixrox1 Review of Tot Watchers

Tot Watchers (1958)

This indictment of the American babysitter . . .

[6/10 · 7 October 2022]

. . . proves why she deserves everything she's gotten during countless slasher flicks, and then some. Ditsy airhead Jeanie is so distracted and totally clueless to her prime directive that it's up to the household pests and pets to safeguard the family baby during TOT WATCHERS. The dead giveaway that Jeanie is an absolute dead weight in the human race comes when she tells her gal pal on the phone that she hates algebra. Though the geometry of the cantilevered brassiere doubtless would perk this malingering miscreant's interest, she'll never get there without passing Algebra One. Whether or not Jeanie has light brown hair, no one worth their salt will ever care.