. . . a cat's tail with a pencil sharpener, you get a sharp pencil--albeit still attached to the back end of the feline. This experience led THE CAT THAT HATED PEOPLE to change his tune quickly. I know someone who goes to Major League Baseball games with TWO small plastic and metal Dollar Tree (now they're $1.25 for a package of twelve, thanks to inflation) gizmos to hone the points of lead pencils. Though they give him a free scorecard and golf-type score pencil at the ball park, he brings at least a half dozen of these writing instruments from previous games, along with a minimum of two regular pencils bearing erasers. He's constantly refining his points during each game, always having three or four "good" ones available. Occasionally he breaks a cheap plastic sharpener due to the tension of scoring not only every play, but also every pitch, the between-innings goings on, three in-game time "check-points," the temperature, the attendance, the umpires, out-of-town scores and a host of other trivia. If they had cats to sharpen at the game, he'd probably do that, too.
Review of The Cat That Hated People
The Cat That Hated People
(1948)
This picture informs viewers that if you sharpen . . .
5 August 2022
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