2/10
Jacuzzi junk.
19 July 2022
I'm going to do my best to keep this short and sweet, unlike the makers of Hollywood Hot Tubs, who let their atrocious film run for at least a half an hour too long. Directed by adult film maker Chuck Vincent, this pathetic sex comedy is packed with topless women (and a couple of naked men for the sake of equality), but is totally bereft of laughs, the diabolical script and lousy performances resulting in absolute tedium.

Paul Gunning plays obnoxious teenage smart-ass Shawn, whose silly pranks have got him in trouble with the law. Faced with the prospect of jail, Shawn opts for the alternative: a job with his uncle Al (Stafford Morgan), who makes a living in the hot tub repair business. Shawn stumbles from one crazy sexcapade to another, aided and abetted by fellow plumber Jeff, played by Michael Andrew. It's a bit like an American version of '70s UK sex comedy Adventures of a Plumber's Mate, but much worse.

The film ends with broad farce, as a party at Hollywood Hot Tubs gets out of hand: cue women running around with their tits out, a mariachi band, an old horror movie star in a monster costume, and angry bikers.

2.5/10, rounded down to 2 for Jewel Shepard's awful performance as valley girl Crystal, who constantly jiggles her breasts to try and detract from her dreadful accent.
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