So. Who is this for?
If you are having a drinking party and most people are heavily buzzed MAYBE then can you tolerate this steaming pile of trash.
By the way, not for kids. Opens up with a sex scene that will make you jump for the remote if kids are around.
I can forgive the unlikely plot. Harder to forgive is the cheesy creature special effects . A lot budget fare where some at times obviously dead horse show crabs are pulled around the ground with a string. Later on it becomes actors in horse show costumes.
Fails as a scare feature and also as a comedy. Unlike something like Shaun of the Dead, a masterpiece that entertains with really witty written scenes and some bona fide scares, this so called movie uses instead crude language, sex, over the top bloody boring killings, poor acting, and still flops miserably.
This movie is like a dying fish on a beach, gasping for air and begging to have its misery ended.
If you are having a drinking party and most people are heavily buzzed MAYBE then can you tolerate this steaming pile of trash.
By the way, not for kids. Opens up with a sex scene that will make you jump for the remote if kids are around.
I can forgive the unlikely plot. Harder to forgive is the cheesy creature special effects . A lot budget fare where some at times obviously dead horse show crabs are pulled around the ground with a string. Later on it becomes actors in horse show costumes.
Fails as a scare feature and also as a comedy. Unlike something like Shaun of the Dead, a masterpiece that entertains with really witty written scenes and some bona fide scares, this so called movie uses instead crude language, sex, over the top bloody boring killings, poor acting, and still flops miserably.
This movie is like a dying fish on a beach, gasping for air and begging to have its misery ended.