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This long-buried, gorgeously grisly-looking, sublimely skin-crawling, corpuscle corrupting compendium is only worth digging up if your steely nerves can stake it! But don't slay I didn't warn you, as for the more timorous-minded fright-fans, these terminally toxic tales of stylishly sinful suburban terror might shatter their sanity, rudely rupture their reason, and bloodily burst their B-Movie hearts! As once trapped inside this evilly eviscerating, lividly licentious labyrinth of macabre madness they'll be nowhere to formaldehyde, as the blood-slick TV shocker 'Urban Gothic' is an ominous one-way shriek to the grave! Old school ghouls, voluptuously vulpine vamps, fearsomely funky fiends, and murder-mad millennials alike are sure to be equally transfixed by these trope-twistingly original, perversely penetrating, spiky stories of magnificently menacing metropolitan misanthropy!
This long-buried, gorgeously grisly-looking, sublimely skin-crawling, corpuscle corrupting compendium is only worth digging up if your steely nerves can stake it! But don't slay I didn't warn you, as for the more timorous-minded fright-fans, these terminally toxic tales of stylishly sinful suburban terror might shatter their sanity, rudely rupture their reason, and bloodily burst their B-Movie hearts! As once trapped inside this evilly eviscerating, lividly licentious labyrinth of macabre madness they'll be nowhere to formaldehyde, as the blood-slick TV shocker 'Urban Gothic' is an ominous one-way shriek to the grave! Old school ghouls, voluptuously vulpine vamps, fearsomely funky fiends, and murder-mad millennials alike are sure to be equally transfixed by these trope-twistingly original, perversely penetrating, spiky stories of magnificently menacing metropolitan misanthropy!