1/10
The Very Definition of Low Budget Bad
28 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The 9 and 10 star reviews for this "movie" had to have come from members of the production team. I gave this pathetic turd 1 star because it wasn't possible to give it anything less than that.

The "acting", if you can call it that, was atrocious. There must have been a casting call at a local unemployment office, and the film makers hired the first 20 or 30 people that showed up. The premise is that there's a killer Bigfoot, or something Bigfoot-like, stalking and killing locals in "Upper Valley", wherever that is. A bounty of $2.5 million dollars is posted for the creature... and by "posted", I mean printed on plain white sheets of paper stapled to trees in the woods. There is a supposed governmental cover-up that denies that there is any such creature, or any effort to hunt it down. There ARE rival teams of hunters, all of whom have the woodsman/hunter skills of a senior citizen Mah Jong league. A hunter on one team complains about "freezing his ass off", while a hunter from another team is running around in a tank top. Great continuity there.

A group of college kids decide that they want to party hearty in the woods of "Upper Valley", and one of these party-people is the governor's daughter, who was supposedly asked to join the U. S. Olympic team as a martial artist. The usual Bigfoot horror movie hijinks ensue.

This movie manages to blow massive chunks on every conceivable level; script, acting, special effects. The "hip and cool" morning drive time deejays are imbeciles that wouldn't get 30 seconds of air time. If this movie was entitled "Killer Bigfoot" because it may inspire you to inflict self-harm after about 10 minutes of watching it, then the name is appropriate. This is like watching a turd swirling around the toilet boil after flushing. Do yourself a favor and avoid it like the plague.
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