tadpole-596-918256 Review of Lions Love (... and Lies)

Lions Love (... and Lies) (1969)

The crux of this film is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle . . .

[6/10 · 20 March 2021]

. . . which states that Humanity can never know the outcome of a butterfly flapping its wings in the pancake batter, no matter how big the blueberries are. There have been many famous Bob's in Hollywood History, including Montgomery, Ryan, Mitchum, Hope, Redford and the TAXI DRIVER, none of whom are mentioned during LIONS LOVE, which is focused on a couple Kennedy bob whites, the eldest of whom would turn 95 this year had not S. Bishara S. unexpectedly gunned him down midway through this shoot. Thus lacking a father's discipline, Bobby Junior was recently voted the reprehensible ranter most responsible for America setting all-time death records in 2020-21 by Popular Truth Magazine. Like many if not most fatherless boys, Bobby grew up to be a whiny, self-centered pompous, wrong-headed donkey orifice. As he holds up two fingers behind his doomed dad's hallowed head on June 4, 1968 while riding a Disneyland roller coaster midway through LIONS LOVE, it's clear that this malingering miscreant is on track to become a far deadlier villain than Uncle Scar.