I knew going in that this movie would be bad, in fact I absolutely expected it. However, what I did not expect was that from the beginning I would be confused as if I had just walked into the middle of a different movie. Scratch that, five different movies!!
I was hoping for something cheesy but witty. Instead, I just lost 90+ minutes of my life I could have spent getting an enema (that would have been a better use of time).