Movies only have narrators for 1 reason, the movie doesn't make sense so they have to explain it to you. Unfortunately, I have a problem that makes me watch an entire movie even though I know it's garbage. So I watched the whole thing. I'm not sure what's up with the guy who wrote and directed this. I have to assume he has a dangerously low IQ or maybe a massive head wound, but then there's one character who speaks like a normal human. Did someone else write her dialogue? Why is it the one character with an accent that can speak proper English? Why would a post apocalyptic world be devoid of guns, cars and everything useful but have lots of giant swords, loin cloths and 1950's technology? I could spend hours breaking down all the things that don't make sense but no one will ever read this so I'm not going to. If you are reading this, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!
Review of Robot Holocaust
