South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (1997)
Season 1, Episode 1
9/10
Watch it or Scott Baio will give you pink eye
1 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
20 plus years after I 1st watched it and it still cracks me up. This was their 1st real episode on Comedy Central and I remember falling in love with it then.

We get introduced to the 4 young boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they wait for the school bus. Cartman tell the guys about his dream and they tell him that it wasn't a dream and he was abducted by aliens. Kyle's little brother Ike (he an adopted Canadian that's why his head is shaped different)shows up "Don't kick the baby". Chef, the school cafeteria cook voiced by Isaac Hayes shows up and asks them if they saw aliens last night.

Soon Cartman starts farting fire because he's been alien anal probed. It makes him go into song and dance " I like to sing-a, about the moon and the stars and the spring-a". Kenny gets killed, as would become a running them of the show when he's shot by aliens, stomped by a herd of cows ad finally run over by a police car. This causes stan to proclaim " Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" It ends with aliens abducting Cartman. They bring him back the next day but Scott Baio gave him pink eye.

Character Intros:

Ms Crabtree: the cranky bus driver with a birds nest and live bird in her hair

Officer Barbrady: The clueless police officer.

Mr Garrison: Their teacher who always has a puppet named Mr Hat on his hand

Wendy Testaburger: Stan's crush that makes him nervously puke each time she talks to him

Mrs Cartman: Cartman's mom. When Cartman calls his pet cat a sexual toy she says " Then I know a kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight"

" Yeah, I want Cheesypoofs"-Cartman
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