I can't even... I don't know. I like badfilms. I do. Plan 9 has so much charm despite it's own ineptitude that I could watch it every year forever. Andy Milligan films are a blast! Hell, Nick Zedd blows Richard Kern out of the water over and over.
See? badfilm is not the problem.
But this film is something else. It has nothing to do with the biblical story at all; despite there being an "ark" and 40 days of rain. It's not trying to be an updated version of Noah for some reason. Nope, it's about a buncha twenty and thrirty somethings trapped in a warehouse building a boat (which we only see in one vaguely done CGI image in the corner of the warehouse. Oh, and inside the boat is someone's workplace office interior!). Every once in a while we are treated to really bad video game-level CGI airplane or helicopter trips to find a part or something, but mostly everything is in one warehouse room.
The acting makes Tor Johnson look like Orson Welles. There is not one decent actor in the lot. In fact, I can't imagine that anyone onscreen considers themselves an "actor". My bet is that they are ALL just "helping" a friend out (that would be the director; who happens to appear to be a recovering alcoholic with a serious angel dust addiction. Oh, and he probably has an affliction similar to Phineas Gage's as well.)
Oddly, or stupidly, or something, I finished the film. Sorry, I only walk out of crap that ends up at the Oscars lately. I was hoping a modicum of entertainment would surface. I was wrong. Watch this only at your own risk. No amount of booze or weed can help. If you know ANYONE that worked on this film, PLEASE, for the love of god, NEVER speak to them again.
See? badfilm is not the problem.
But this film is something else. It has nothing to do with the biblical story at all; despite there being an "ark" and 40 days of rain. It's not trying to be an updated version of Noah for some reason. Nope, it's about a buncha twenty and thrirty somethings trapped in a warehouse building a boat (which we only see in one vaguely done CGI image in the corner of the warehouse. Oh, and inside the boat is someone's workplace office interior!). Every once in a while we are treated to really bad video game-level CGI airplane or helicopter trips to find a part or something, but mostly everything is in one warehouse room.
The acting makes Tor Johnson look like Orson Welles. There is not one decent actor in the lot. In fact, I can't imagine that anyone onscreen considers themselves an "actor". My bet is that they are ALL just "helping" a friend out (that would be the director; who happens to appear to be a recovering alcoholic with a serious angel dust addiction. Oh, and he probably has an affliction similar to Phineas Gage's as well.)
Oddly, or stupidly, or something, I finished the film. Sorry, I only walk out of crap that ends up at the Oscars lately. I was hoping a modicum of entertainment would surface. I was wrong. Watch this only at your own risk. No amount of booze or weed can help. If you know ANYONE that worked on this film, PLEASE, for the love of god, NEVER speak to them again.