Trap them, and when they're caught in your trap, walk up to them with a rifle and SHOOT THEM. Guns not legal in the area? Get em with a tranquilizer first.
Oh wait, that wouldn't be dramatic. But it wouldn't be as stupid as guys discussing the strategy of how to approach the hog with sticks and a machete.
Oh wait, that wouldn't be dramatic. But it wouldn't be as stupid as guys discussing the strategy of how to approach the hog with sticks and a machete.