. . . Hollywood's current hateful PURGE to expunge--in its own words--"straight White men." An opening salvo in this on-going war of extermination, I WAS A TEENAGE SERIAL KILLER features a 19-year-old "heroine" going by the name of "Mary" continually bragging about slaying one guy for each year that she's been alive: that is, 19 slaughtered corpses and counting. A few of these patsies are shown here, such as her own brother, a couple of her lovers, and a sidewalk admirer. Like the space alien chick in LIQUID SKY who kills with her "rhythm box," Mary's only motivating force seems to be "Venus Envy" (if you substitute a "P" for the first letter of that initial word). As a wise man once said, "So you were born a girl; get over it!" However, I WAS A TEENAGE SERIAL KILLER refuses to "get over" Mary's birth defect. About 25 years after Mary's fictional (but based on "C. Theron's" True Story) killing spree, Real Life Tinsel Town took her message of murder and mayhem to heart, purging most of America's beloved entertainers from Oscar Voting Eligibility, resulting in the recent MOONLIGHT fiasco. Now that females are breaching the last bulwarks of Male Responsibility, the Dow Jones average is dropping about 1,000 points daily. Meanwhile, U.S. movie channels continue to squeeze I WAS A TEENAGE SERIAL KILLER in between Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart, to make sure that Hollywood's subversive Crusade against the men who Made America Great triumphs over Common Sense.
