To delve into the details of why this movie is so bad would be a perfect waste of time, but I am going to anyway because I think it's hilarious. I watched the whole thing because after a while I just wanted to see what would happen. You'll find yourself asking so many questions like: why take a bicycle to go rescue your best friend? She really lives that close to the motel where her prostitute mom was raped and then stabbed herself to death? AND she and her best friend like to hang out there?? Or, can you really kill a man with a box cutter by stabbing him repeatedly in the chest? Or, why take the same bicycle back to where you came from when you could obviously just take the car? Why did a severed finger come out of her arm? Why did she throw up hair, the Twin wasn't in her stomach after all? Do they really make casts out of plaster anymore? Etc.
Here are a few other notes:
That's not how you slit your wrist, and everyone knows that by now.
If you're seriously going to commit suicide, get more than a half pint of vodka and a dozen pills.
If you want to run away from someone, do not try to escape out of the same window TWICE.
Just burn the painting if it bothers you so much.
Broken glass has a more interesting role in this movie than any actor.
What sort of doctor tells a patient they NEED brain surgery and sends them home for three days?
This movie is absolutely ridiculous. A junior high school creative writing student could conjure up a more interesting and less schlocky story.
Bad acting, annoying characters, super-unrealistic premises. Total train wreck of a movie. But, I'm not even angry about seeing it because I can tell others of how ludicrous and terrible it was!
Here are a few other notes:
That's not how you slit your wrist, and everyone knows that by now.
If you're seriously going to commit suicide, get more than a half pint of vodka and a dozen pills.
If you want to run away from someone, do not try to escape out of the same window TWICE.
Just burn the painting if it bothers you so much.
Broken glass has a more interesting role in this movie than any actor.
What sort of doctor tells a patient they NEED brain surgery and sends them home for three days?
This movie is absolutely ridiculous. A junior high school creative writing student could conjure up a more interesting and less schlocky story.
Bad acting, annoying characters, super-unrealistic premises. Total train wreck of a movie. But, I'm not even angry about seeing it because I can tell others of how ludicrous and terrible it was!