1. The most successful GenXers are drunk all day, every day.
2. When you turn 45, you're not going to look remotely like you did when you were 18.
3. Wives who aren't blonde are miserable.
4. Wussy "nice guys" aways wear a gingham shirt.
5. If you increase the amount of time you spend buzzed by half an hour per day every year, eventually you can be buzzed all your waking hours.
6. Lines paraphrased from "Some Kind of Wonderful" sound really pathetic when coming from middle-aged actors.
7. When one bad boy taunts another, if the victim doesn't get angry, it's because he's recording it all on a cell phone.
8. 45-year-olds still care about whose daddy is richer, even when daddy is dead.
2. When you turn 45, you're not going to look remotely like you did when you were 18.
3. Wives who aren't blonde are miserable.
4. Wussy "nice guys" aways wear a gingham shirt.
5. If you increase the amount of time you spend buzzed by half an hour per day every year, eventually you can be buzzed all your waking hours.
6. Lines paraphrased from "Some Kind of Wonderful" sound really pathetic when coming from middle-aged actors.
7. When one bad boy taunts another, if the victim doesn't get angry, it's because he's recording it all on a cell phone.
8. 45-year-olds still care about whose daddy is richer, even when daddy is dead.