This movie proves that anything that is taped can be listed on IMDB. Seriously this is a video made by a guy in his basement with no actors, out of focus and very dark unwatchable video, and sound so bad it must be taped with whatever old camera (or maybe it is an older phone) and you can't make out anything they are saying. Also instead of editing it is just a mess of very long pointless shots (again you can't see or hear what the hell is going on) and it lasts MORE THAN THREE HOURS!
YES MORE THAN THREE HOURS and not one minute of it is even near the ballpark of being watchable.
THE ONLY REASON for this video to exist is to torture people with it by seeing how long they can possibly make it before they give up. We skipped through most of it just trying to get to anything watchable so that we could write a review of it on an indie horror site and even though we were doing it as part of our job and skipped most of it we only made it to the one hour mark then randomly skipped through the rest in big chunks just to kind of sort of say we watched it.
In the end we were very kind and did not review it (also we did not want to give any attention to this as it does not qualify as a movie in my opinion). If we prevented even one person from watching this online I am a happy guy.
But since you're here you already know this movie exists so hopefully this review can help you too. Don't bother trying to watch this unless you hate yourself very much. Seriously it is an UNWATCHABLE VIDEO A GUY MADE IN HIS BASEMENT.
YES MORE THAN THREE HOURS and not one minute of it is even near the ballpark of being watchable.
THE ONLY REASON for this video to exist is to torture people with it by seeing how long they can possibly make it before they give up. We skipped through most of it just trying to get to anything watchable so that we could write a review of it on an indie horror site and even though we were doing it as part of our job and skipped most of it we only made it to the one hour mark then randomly skipped through the rest in big chunks just to kind of sort of say we watched it.
In the end we were very kind and did not review it (also we did not want to give any attention to this as it does not qualify as a movie in my opinion). If we prevented even one person from watching this online I am a happy guy.
But since you're here you already know this movie exists so hopefully this review can help you too. Don't bother trying to watch this unless you hate yourself very much. Seriously it is an UNWATCHABLE VIDEO A GUY MADE IN HIS BASEMENT.