Have you ever sat and wondered "what would my life be like if I had 4 screaming children and a useless husband who weren't capable of pouring themselves a glass of water?" If so, Bitch is the movie for you. From an underwhelming failed suicide attempt (seriously girl, it's a light fixture, shouldn't super mom know better) to a... I'm going to be honest with you, this pile of garbage isn't worth sitting through. The only thing that's made this movie even remotely bearable is the occasional dog onscreen. This entire movies budget would've been better used as a donation to the humane society.
