If You think horror movies are the dumbest possible genre besides porn, than this flick is for you. This cheap project makes fun of the genre in the most intelligent way I have seen by now. Mostly all typical elements of horror, splatter, vampire and zombie trash are in it. There are a ton of references to those types of movies which you will not get, because you did not see them. But there are also references for nerds and Star Trek fans. One chick will dress in a red Star Fleet uniform. Guess who will die first! On the other side, Star Trek commanders put up a hell of a fight! And if your ex-girlfriend is border-liner, she is also not to be underestimated. So, which cliché beats what stereotype? Do black people survive in a mixed group, out there in the lonely cottage? Ever? And when the producers are both black? Now You are not so certain any more! And You will not be until the last scene. But You will be entertained. If You are a horror movie fan, this flicker is poison for your mood.