michaelschwark Review of Eat Locals

Eat Locals (2017)

Vampires meet, one gets killed, military tries to kill vampires. Then come a little Silence of the lambs. Some drive off in a van while I got lost in my Instagram newsfeed.

[3/10 · 1 July 2017]

i did not get it. Is it meant to be a mixture of a mafia flick (vampires gather to administrate turf rights)? I really tried to get into it but in the end my Instagram news feed was more interesting than the movie. Putting a granny with an automatic weapon also does not make a good joke automatically. I could have given 1 star but I did not mean to offend.