CHIP & BERNIE'S ZOMANCE is a lame zombie comedy in the ZOMBIELAND mould. The story is about a couple of redneck guys who take part in a competition to shoot as many zombies as possible; there's no more to it than that. For the whole running time the viewer is asked to hang around with a couple of goofballs trying to be funny, but not a single smile is raised throughout. There's not much in the way of action or even zombies for that matter, and after a while the overacting really grates on the viewer. It's mannered, over the top, and I hated it.