I'm prejudiced. As soon as I see George Hamilton is in a film, I avoid it. My interest in a Dracula story, even a spoof, did cause me to watch this. Count Dracula has to vacate Transylvania and move to New York. There's a woman there he needs to hook up with. With all the people around, he has trouble finding her. Once he does, handsome and tanned as he is (how does a vampire get a tan?) she is resistant to a relationship (being a New York gal). She is also very aggressive sexually and this kind of turns him off (even the living dead like to have a girl play hard to get). Anyway, he is mistreated by rude New Yorkers and shoved aside along the way. When psychiatrist Richard Benjamin realizes he is a vampire, he tries to put a stop to things with this young woman. I guess if this movie has a strength, it allows people to come up with puns about blood and biting and other vampires stuff.