Review of #Horror

#Horror (2015)
1/10
#ACompleteMess
21 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
I took a chance on this one because Chloë Sevigny is in it. I think she's an amazing and versatile actress. So I figured even if it's bad I could watch her work. She was good for the 5 minutes of screen time she was in it.

The movie is a complete mess. It starts off with two murders right off the bat, which makes you think well okay here we go. But then they follow that up with, and I'm not kidding, an hour and 8 minutes of following a 12 year old slumber party. You find yourself waiting for something to happen for that long. You keep thinking well something will happen, they can't seriously expect us to watch 12 year olds play dress up for an hour. WRONG, they do expect you to watch that.

The only thing of significance that happens in that time is they kick out one of the girls because she's a meanie-head. Now I don't know much about 12 year old slumber parties, but these girls seem to literally despise each other. I have no idea why they'd even be at a slumber party together.

Anyway, they eventually do get to the killing with completely illogical situations. Even that part is a mess.

I can only conclude that the writer had issues with the popular rich girls when she was a kid and had fantasies about killing them. Which led to this screenplay, well that and lsd. I'm guessing the positive reviews come from the same kind of people and or her friends. This movie was a horrible waste of time.
16 out of 24 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed