2/10
Dear Happy Madison Productions, we're starting to hate you
27 April 2015
When a sequel of a bad movie is made, one must prepare themselves for the onslaught of awfulness to come. This is so of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

Dear Sony, what ever compelled you to green light financing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. We know you've been making a string of terrible decisions like mocking your talent in hacked emails, but we think Mall Cop 2 wins the award for top in stupidity.

Six years after saving the West Orange Pavilion Mall, Paul Blart gets invited to a conference for security professionals in Las Vegas. Basically the same nonsensical plot occurs as the last film, but this time its art thieves at the Wynn and Blart gets to call in some back up.

The team behind Get Hard should thank Kevin James and Happy Madison Productions for making the worst comedy of 2015. It all goes back to the abhorrent writing of the movie on behalf of James and his collaborator Nick Bakay.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a kindergartener's version of what is funny actually in a movie packaged for adults. It has fat jokes, prat falls, and redundant re-writes from the original. I half expected James to bend down to pick up a gun and a fart to slip out.

If you like heinously stupid humor then you might not want to vomit after watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. The fact that this film could break even from the cost of producing this abomination is a testament to the idiocy of humanity.

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