Where to start?
This is, simply put, the worst film ever made. It's actually so bad that I've lost the ability to express myself.
Nothing makes any sense at all.
It is so staggeringly poorly written, literally every scene has ridden with plot holes.
A bizarre and embarrassing series of non sequiturs that seem to reference a universe that we are never initiated into or know anything about (but is apparently essential knowledge if you want to even begin to understand what is going on).
It's just bad. Every element of it is bad. It's just so, so bad. Unbelievably bad.
The lead actor doesn't know how to say the word "placate" and says dimensional port holes instead of dimensional portals.
It's just bizarre.
The framing is absolutely terrible and it's rife with sound issues. I actually cried while trying to figure out how to express just how bad this is.
This has ruined my life. I will never be the same.
This is, simply put, the worst film ever made. It's actually so bad that I've lost the ability to express myself.
Nothing makes any sense at all.
It is so staggeringly poorly written, literally every scene has ridden with plot holes.
A bizarre and embarrassing series of non sequiturs that seem to reference a universe that we are never initiated into or know anything about (but is apparently essential knowledge if you want to even begin to understand what is going on).
It's just bad. Every element of it is bad. It's just so, so bad. Unbelievably bad.
The lead actor doesn't know how to say the word "placate" and says dimensional port holes instead of dimensional portals.
It's just bizarre.
The framing is absolutely terrible and it's rife with sound issues. I actually cried while trying to figure out how to express just how bad this is.
This has ruined my life. I will never be the same.