Please....Please......Please....Someone please help me recapture the wasted time and brain space this terrible movie stole from me.....I have been on IMDb website thousands of times and have never left a review.....this was so bad that I was motivated to sign up solely for the purpose of warning people....if I can save one person from the torture of this atrocity, I will be quite content....Take your remote control.....Close your eyes.....push any buttons.....and you will do better than choosing this train wreck......I think I need a couple hours of South Park to get the taste of this movie out of my mouth.............Peace