A bucket of turds or perhaps a bouquet of turds. Some of the scenes have the camera placed a parking lot away from the actors delivering dialog. I presume the actors are also emoting in these across the parking lot scenes but I can't be certain because they are very far away. The horror scenes never materialize, at best they are murky thanks to bad lighting. The love scenes tease but never pay out, like nudity would be considered tasteless but the acting and direction during these love scenes is so bad, gratuitous nudity would be a real step up. I guess my real problem with this movie is that even by 70's film standards, its shot like a made-for-TV movie. Every choice from casting to editing to make up so on and so forth, predetermined by a trusted formula. Nothing ever appears real, not people, words, or place.
Review of Count Yorga, Vampire
