The worst movie I have seen this year, and the year is halfway over, meaning I probably sat down to watch at least 15 films.
Al Pacino supposedly charming a young woman at a nightclub to slow dance with him was so awful that my metabolism jumped twelve hours ahead and I felt like I had to defecate right then and there. Christopher Walken looked like he downed a bottle of Robitussin to make it through his scenes, and I could swear that Alan Arkin offed himself to avoid further involvement in this dreck. The ending should be shown in film classes to illustrate "The Hollywood Cop Out".
This is not comedy. How can it be? I didn't even smirk once, and found myself smacking my forehead and running my hand down my face every five minutes, amazed that a movie like this was even made.
This is an absolute new low for the actors I mentioned. I implore you all to avoid it.
Al Pacino supposedly charming a young woman at a nightclub to slow dance with him was so awful that my metabolism jumped twelve hours ahead and I felt like I had to defecate right then and there. Christopher Walken looked like he downed a bottle of Robitussin to make it through his scenes, and I could swear that Alan Arkin offed himself to avoid further involvement in this dreck. The ending should be shown in film classes to illustrate "The Hollywood Cop Out".
This is not comedy. How can it be? I didn't even smirk once, and found myself smacking my forehead and running my hand down my face every five minutes, amazed that a movie like this was even made.
This is an absolute new low for the actors I mentioned. I implore you all to avoid it.