Air Collision (2012 Video)
8/10
What Movie Was Everyone Else Watching?
9 February 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I saw it as the story of a brave male flight attendant forced to hide his heterosexuality in a biased industry.

The rest of the film is simply a set-up to position that character to make a literal sacrifice equal to his metaphoric condition.

Also little know fact; Air Force One looks exactly like the interior of a La Quinta Inn conference suite.

Carry-on baggage has airtight properties.

Unexploded ordinance remains intact on impact, and is also cool to the touch.

Security lasers are not lethal to sympathetic characters.

Air Force One has less crew than a JetBlue flight.

Epilepsy is not a joke, it's a very dramatic beat!

The Presidency of The United States is won by the 5th caller.

That man really needs his newspaper.

Make fun of Vegans, prepare to get burned about heart disease.

Every 1st daughter; Amy Carter, Patty Davis, Chelsea Clinton, The Bush twins, Sasha and Malia Obama, every one of them is a top-tier trained 747 co-pilot.
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